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emilayusof November 04, 2008 3:20 PM

Givin us a yo heave ho...

emilayusof November 04, 2008 3:20 PM

Things are getting kind of gross

emilayusof November 04, 2008 3:20 PM

And I go at sleepy time
This is not really happening
You bet your life it is...

emilayusof November 04, 2008 3:21 PM

OH honey you bet your life...

emilayusof November 04, 2008 3:21 PM

Peal out the watchword
Just peal out the watchword...

emilayusof November 04, 2008 3:21 PM

She knows what's goin on
Seems we got a cheaper feel now

emilayusof November 04, 2008 3:22 PM

All the sweeties are gone...

emilayusof November 04, 2008 3:22 PM

Gone to the other side
With my encyclopedia

emilayusof November 04, 2008 3:22 PM

They musta paid her a nice price
She's putting on her string bean love...

emilayusof November 04, 2008 3:22 PM

This is not really happening
You bet your life it is

emilayusof November 04, 2008 3:22 PM

Peal our the watchword
Just peal out the watchword

emilayusof November 04, 2008 3:23 PM

Never was a cornflake girl
Thought that was a good solution

emilayusof November 04, 2008 3:23 PM

Rabbit where'd you put the keys girl

emilayusof November 04, 2008 3:23 PM

* am not sure whther it's a rabbit or rabbi*

emilayusof November 04, 2008 3:24 PM

And the man with the golden gun...

emilayusof November 04, 2008 3:24 PM

thinks he knows so much

emilayusof November 04, 2008 3:24 PM

Thinks he knows so much

emilayusof November 04, 2008 3:24 PM

Rabbit where'd you put the keys girl....

emilayusof November 04, 2008 3:25 PM

Aah ah aah ah aah ahh

emilayusof November 04, 2008 3:25 PM

Thinks he knows so much

emilayusof November 04, 2008 3:25 PM

Thinks he knows so much

emilayusof November 04, 2008 3:25 PM

Thinks he knows so much (fade out...)

emilayusof November 04, 2008 3:30 PM

thank you! thank you my friends of the Foster's Imaginary Friends!! Of course to Marzie and LJ too!

emilayusof November 04, 2008 3:33 PM

Aww, I'll be happy to sing it for you, Eduardo!

emilayusof November 04, 2008 3:36 PM

Donde esta el pollo loco, Eduardo?

emilayusof November 04, 2008 3:39 PM

OK Blooregard Kazoo, this is expecially for you!

emilayusof November 04, 2008 3:40 PM

This is one my my favourite, I think MArzie's too... Once in a Lifetime.

emilayusof November 04, 2008 3:41 PM

Cuando anochezca te esperare...

emilayusof November 04, 2008 3:41 PM

Quiero volverte loco esta noche con la luna llena te esperare

emilayusof November 04, 2008 3:41 PM

Hoy Moriras entre mis brazos
Nunca sonaste algo igual...

emilayusof November 04, 2008 3:42 PM

Let me dive in
To pools of sin

emilayusof November 04, 2008 3:42 PM

Wet black leather on my skin
Show me the floor

emilayusof November 04, 2008 3:42 PM

Lay down the law
I need to taste you more

emilayusof November 04, 2008 3:42 PM

*Refrain*
Then I feel your sea
Raining down on me

emilayusof November 04, 2008 3:43 PM

Can this be my once in a lifetime
Hell's at heaven's door

emilayusof November 04, 2008 3:43 PM

As I need you more
You know you're my once in a lifetime

emilayusof November 04, 2008 3:43 PM

Todo tu cuerpo temblara
Pero esta vez, es realidad

emilayusof November 04, 2008 3:43 PM

Aunque el tiempo pase
Nunca

emilayusof November 04, 2008 3:44 PM

Nunca lo olvidaras
Sera
Solo una vez en tu vida.

emilayusof November 04, 2008 3:44 PM

When you take me
And make me cry
Then I feel you satisfy
Show me the cage
It's all the rage
And lock it up

emilayusof November 04, 2008 3:44 PM

Found a part of me
That's a mystery
That will be just once in a lifetime
When the moon is high
Passion never dies
Will you want me for all a lifetime

emilayusof November 04, 2008 3:45 PM

Once in a lifetime
Once in a lifetime
Once in a lifetime

emilayusof November 04, 2008 3:45 PM

Giving you my soul
Letting you control
Took away a part of my lifetime
Memories of you
Left me black and blue
Now I know you're once in a lifetime

emilayusof November 04, 2008 3:45 PM

Found a part of me
That's a mystery
That will be just once in a lifetime
When the moon is high
Passion never dies
Will you want me for all a lifetime

emilayusof November 04, 2008 3:45 PM

Found a part of me
That's a mystery
That will be just once in a lifetime

emilayusof November 04, 2008 3:46 PM

When the darkness falls
I will wait for you
I want to drive you crazy tonight
with the full moon
I'll wait for you
Tonight you'll die in my arms
You never dreamt of anything like

emilayusof November 04, 2008 3:46 PM

Your whole body will tremble
But this time is reality
Though the time will pass
You'll never
never forget
It will be
only once in your life

emilayusof November 04, 2008 3:47 PM

Ok, I need to go to the lavatory for awhile! Be right back!

emilayusof November 04, 2008 3:51 PM

I'm back, everybody! Did you guys have fun today?

emilayusof November 04, 2008 3:52 PM

Wow! I'm gone like 4 minutes only and Madame Foster is here!

emilayusof November 04, 2008 3:53 PM

And Rubber Chicken is here too!

emilayusof November 04, 2008 3:53 PM

Thank you, thank you!!

emilayusof November 04, 2008 3:53 PM

Do you guys like to hear a joke?

emilayusof November 04, 2008 3:55 PM

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

emilayusof November 04, 2008 3:55 PM

To show the armadillo that it was possible!!

emilayusof November 04, 2008 3:56 PM

Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

emilayusof November 04, 2008 3:56 PM

Because it was a double-crosser! Haha!

emilayusof November 04, 2008 3:57 PM

Here's one more:
Why did the Iraqi chicken cross the road?

emilayusof November 04, 2008 3:57 PM

To take over the other side! Hehe!

emilayusof November 04, 2008 3:58 PM

Try this:
Why did the chicken cross the playground?

emilayusof November 04, 2008 3:58 PM

To get to the other slide! Boo!

emilayusof November 04, 2008 3:58 PM

Ok one more:
Why did the chicken cross the beach?

emilayusof November 04, 2008 3:59 PM

To get to the other tide! lol!

emilayusof November 04, 2008 3:59 PM

And why did the dinosaur cross the road?

emilayusof November 04, 2008 3:59 PM

Chickens hadn't evolved yet, muaahaha!

emilayusof November 04, 2008 4:00 PM

Heheh! want some more? the day is still young! grapb yourself the fries and maruku and the lemonade! On me, k!

emilayusof November 04, 2008 4:02 PM

OK, now it's the knock, knock jokes!

emilayusof November 04, 2008 4:03 PM

So I have to dress up like Seinfeld ok.

emilayusof November 04, 2008 4:03 PM

ok, am ready:

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aardvark!
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles!

emilayusof November 04, 2008 4:04 PM

lol, like it? here's another one:

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aaron!
Aaron who!
Aaron on the side of caution!

emilayusof November 04, 2008 4:04 PM

Hehe I saw you laughing Madame Foster!

emilayusof November 04, 2008 4:05 PM

Ok, listen to this:

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Abbott!
Abbott who?
Abbott time you answered the door!

emilayusof November 04, 2008 4:05 PM

*everybody dah go Muahaha this time*

emilayusof November 04, 2008 4:05 PM

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Abe!
Abe who?
Abe C D E F G H...!

emilayusof November 04, 2008 4:06 PM

OK, here's the last of knock knock:

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Abyssinia!
Abyssinia who?
Abyssinia behind bars one of these days!

emilayusof November 04, 2008 4:06 PM

*everybody is clap clapping and obviously want more jokes*

emilayusof November 04, 2008 4:09 PM

Thank you thank you! OK here's some Q&A jokes:

What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?

emilayusof November 04, 2008 4:09 PM

What is the fruitiest lesson?

emilayusof November 04, 2008 4:09 PM

History, because it's full of dates!

emilayusof November 04, 2008 4:10 PM

How many balls of string would it take to reach the moon?

emilayusof November 04, 2008 4:10 PM

Just one if it's long enough! haha!

emilayusof November 04, 2008 4:11 PM

What cheese is made backwards?

emilayusof November 04, 2008 4:12 PM

What is heavier, a full moon or a half moon?

emilayusof November 04, 2008 4:12 PM

Half moon! The full moon is lighter!

emilayusof November 04, 2008 4:12 PM

What animals are on legal documents?

emilayusof November 04, 2008 4:13 PM

wanna try answer this anybody?

emilayusof November 04, 2008 4:13 PM

i give you 2 minutes!

emilayusof November 04, 2008 4:17 PM

What kind of hair do oceans have?

emilayusof November 04, 2008 4:18 PM

What is the best hand to write with?

emilayusof November 04, 2008 4:18 PM

Neither - it's best to write with a pen!

emilayusof November 04, 2008 4:19 PM

Hahahha! Want some more? Here goes:

What was the gangsters last words?

emilayusof November 04, 2008 4:19 PM

Who put that violin in my violin case! Muahaha!

emilayusof November 04, 2008 4:20 PM

What has forty feet and sings?

emilayusof November 04, 2008 4:20 PM

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?

emilayusof November 04, 2008 4:20 PM

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over! heh!

emilayusof November 04, 2008 4:22 PM

Why is Alabama the smartest state in the USA?

emilayusof November 04, 2008 4:22 PM

Because it has 4 A's and one B!

emilayusof November 04, 2008 4:22 PM

Haha macam upsr la plak!

emilayusof November 04, 2008 4:23 PM

Ok how about this: why do birds fly south in the winter?

emilayusof November 04, 2008 4:23 PM

Because it's too far to walk!

emilayusof November 04, 2008 4:24 PM

Who was the world's greatest thief?

emilayusof November 04, 2008 4:24 PM

Atlas, because he held up the whole world!

emilayusof November 04, 2008 4:25 PM

If two's company and three a crowd, what are four and five?

emilayusof November 04, 2008 4:26 PM

ok, what is green, four legs and two trunks?

emilayusof November 04, 2008 4:26 PM

Two seasick tourists!

emilayusof November 04, 2008 4:26 PM

Who is the biggest gangster in the sea?

emilayusof November 04, 2008 4:27 PM

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

emilayusof November 04, 2008 4:28 PM

Who was the first underwater spy?

emilayusof November 04, 2008 4:28 PM

What do you call a foreign body in a chip pan?

emilayusof November 04, 2008 4:29 PM

An Unidentified Frying Object! wahahah!

emilayusof November 04, 2008 4:32 PM

OK, am gonna tell you few more jokes before I sing again. Is that okay?

emilayusof November 04, 2008 4:33 PM

*clap calp from the crowd*

*yeah, ok by Madame Fsoter*

emilayusof November 04, 2008 4:33 PM

Why was the Egyptian girl worried?

emilayusof November 04, 2008 4:33 PM

Because her daddy was a mummy!

emilayusof November 04, 2008 4:34 PM

What did one virus say to another?

emilayusof November 04, 2008 4:35 PM

Stay away! I think I've got penicillin!

emilayusof November 04, 2008 4:35 PM

If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make?

emilayusof November 04, 2008 4:36 PM

Why did the king go to the dentist?

emilayusof November 04, 2008 4:36 PM

To get his teeth crowned!

emilayusof November 04, 2008 4:38 PM

ok, everybody here's one last song before I take a break for awhile!

emilayusof November 04, 2008 4:40 PM

I love this 'Tragic Comic' by Extreme and here's dedicating it to all of you...

emilayusof November 04, 2008 4:40 PM

Flowers, I sent,
Were found dead on their arrival

emilayusof November 04, 2008 4:40 PM

The words, I said,
Inserted foot in my mouthful

emilayusof November 04, 2008 4:40 PM

So when, we dance,
My lead it aint so graceful
isnt so, not aint so

emilayusof November 04, 2008 4:41 PM

Im a hapless romantic
St-t-tuttering p-poet

emilayusof November 04, 2008 4:41 PM

Just call me a tragic comic
Cause im, in, in love with you

emilayusof November 04, 2008 4:41 PM

And when, we dine,
I forget to push in your seat

emilayusof November 04, 2008 4:41 PM

I wear, the wine,
Spilling hearts all over my sleeve

emilayusof November 04, 2008 4:42 PM

A stitch, in time,
Proposing down on my knees
(splitting between the seams)

emilayusof November 04, 2008 4:42 PM

Im a hapless romantic
St-t-tuttering p-poet

emilayusof November 04, 2008 4:42 PM

Just call me a tragic comic
Cause im, in, in love with you

emilayusof November 04, 2008 4:42 PM

Nobody, can know the,
Trouble ive, seen

emilayusof November 04, 2008 4:42 PM

Nobody, can know the,
Trouble i, get into,
When I'm with you....

emilayusof November 04, 2008 4:44 PM

ok! thank you for staying and listening to my crap! I'm gonna take a break now. See you!

*another singer came in and setting his guitar*

emilayusof November 04, 2008 5:35 PM

Okay, my 45 minutes of break is up! Am back here entertaining you guys!

emilayusof November 04, 2008 5:35 PM

Do you want more jokes or songs?

emilayusof November 04, 2008 5:39 PM

OK, I tell you jokes, k.

emilayusof November 04, 2008 5:39 PM

Two psychiatrists were walking down a hall.

One turned to the other and said, "Hello."

The other one thought, "I wonder what he meant by that."

emilayusof November 04, 2008 5:40 PM

how about this:

One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself.

Tom wasn't happy about that: "When are you going to learn to be polite?"

Bill: "If you had the chance to pick first, which one would you pick?"

Tom: "The smaller piece, of course."

Bill: "What are you whining about then? The smaller piece is what you want, right?"

emilayusof November 04, 2008 5:42 PM

ok, here's a cat joke:

A chauffeur worked for a woman who took her cat with her on rides.

During one trip, the driver dropped her at a mall before gasing up. The cat remained in the car, laying down on the top of the limousine's back seat.

The service station's attendant often glanced at unusual passenger. Finally, he asked: "Sir, is that cat someone important?"

emilayusof November 04, 2008 5:46 PM

OK, here's another one:

A approached a very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"

"Why?"

"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere."

emilayusof November 04, 2008 5:48 PM

here's an old age joke:

Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?"

"Outstanding," Fred replied. "They taught us all the latest psychological techiniques-visulization, association-it made a huge difference for me."

"That's great! What was the name of the clinic?"

Fred went blank He thought and thought, but couldn't remember.

Then a smile broke across his face and he asked, "What do you call that flower with the long stem and thorns?"

"You mean a rose?"

"Yes, that's it!" He turned to his wife. . ."Rose, what was the name of that clinic?"

emilayusof November 04, 2008 5:49 PM

OK, it's time to sing!

emilayusof November 04, 2008 5:50 PM

This one is called A Sorta Fairytale my Tori Amos.

emilayusof November 04, 2008 5:50 PM

on my way up north
up on the ventura...

emilayusof November 04, 2008 5:51 PM

i pulled back the hood
and i was talking to you...

emilayusof November 04, 2008 5:51 PM

and i knew then it would be
a life long thing...

emilayusof November 04, 2008 5:51 PM

but i didn't know that we
we could break a silver lining...

emilayusof November 04, 2008 5:52 PM

and i'm so sad
like a good book...

emilayusof November 04, 2008 5:52 PM

i can't put this day back
a sorta fairytale
with you...

emilayusof November 04, 2008 5:52 PM

a sorta fairytale
with you...

emilayusof November 04, 2008 5:52 PM

things you said that day
up on the 101...

emilayusof November 04, 2008 5:53 PM

the girl had come undone
i tried to downplay it...

emilayusof November 04, 2008 5:53 PM

with a bet about us
you said that-
you'd take it...

emilayusof November 04, 2008 5:53 PM

as long as i could
i could not erase it...

emilayusof November 04, 2008 5:53 PM

and i'm so sad
like a good book
i can't put this day back

emilayusof November 04, 2008 5:54 PM

a sorta fairytale with you
a sorta fairytale with you...

emilayusof November 04, 2008 5:54 PM

and i ride along side
and i rode along side...

emilayusof November 04, 2008 5:55 PM

you then
and i rode along side
till you lost me there

emilayusof November 04, 2008 5:55 PM

in the open road
and i rode along side

emilayusof November 04, 2008 5:55 PM

till the honey spread
itself so thin

emilayusof November 04, 2008 5:55 PM

for me to break your bread
for me to take your word
i had to steal it

emilayusof November 04, 2008 5:56 PM

and i'm so sad
like a good book
i can't put this day back

emilayusof November 04, 2008 5:56 PM

a sorta fairytale
with you
a sorta fairytale
with you

emilayusof November 04, 2008 5:56 PM

i could pick back up
whenever i feel

emilayusof November 04, 2008 5:56 PM

down new mexico way
something about

emilayusof November 04, 2008 5:56 PM

the open road
i knew that he was

emilayusof November 04, 2008 5:57 PM

looking for some indian blood and
find a little in you find a little
in me we may be

emilayusof November 04, 2008 5:57 PM

on this road but
we're just
impostors

emilayusof November 04, 2008 5:57 PM

in this country you know
so we go along and we said
we'd fake it

emilayusof November 04, 2008 5:58 PM

feel better with
oliver stone
till i
almost smacked him

emilayusof November 04, 2008 5:58 PM

seemed right that night and
i don't know what
takes hold

emilayusof November 04, 2008 5:58 PM

out there in the
desert cold
these guys think they must
try and just get over on us

emilayusof November 04, 2008 5:58 PM

and i'm so sad
like a good book
i can't put this
day back

emilayusof November 04, 2008 5:58 PM

a sorta fairytale
with you
a sorta fairytale
with you

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