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«Oldest ‹Older 401 – 600 of 812 Newer› Newest»Givin us a yo heave ho...
Things are getting kind of gross
And I go at sleepy time
This is not really happening
You bet your life it is...
OH honey you bet your life...
Peal out the watchword
Just peal out the watchword...
She knows what's goin on
Seems we got a cheaper feel now
All the sweeties are gone...
Gone to the other side
With my encyclopedia
They musta paid her a nice price
She's putting on her string bean love...
This is not really happening
You bet your life it is
Peal our the watchword
Just peal out the watchword
Never was a cornflake girl
Thought that was a good solution
Rabbit where'd you put the keys girl
* am not sure whther it's a rabbit or rabbi*
And the man with the golden gun...
thinks he knows so much
Thinks he knows so much
Rabbit where'd you put the keys girl....
Aah ah aah ah aah ahh
Thinks he knows so much
Thinks he knows so much
Thinks he knows so much (fade out...)
thank you! thank you my friends of the Foster's Imaginary Friends!! Of course to Marzie and LJ too!
Pardon me?
OH, one more?
Aww, I'll be happy to sing it for you, Eduardo!
Donde esta el pollo loco, Eduardo?
Hi Red! Hi Blue!
HI Frankie!!
OK Blooregard Kazoo, this is expecially for you!
This is one my my favourite, I think MArzie's too... Once in a Lifetime.
Cuando anochezca te esperare...
Quiero volverte loco esta noche con la luna llena te esperare
Hoy Moriras entre mis brazos
Nunca sonaste algo igual...
Let me dive in
To pools of sin
Wet black leather on my skin
Show me the floor
Lay down the law
I need to taste you more
*Refrain*
Then I feel your sea
Raining down on me
Can this be my once in a lifetime
Hell's at heaven's door
As I need you more
You know you're my once in a lifetime
Todo tu cuerpo temblara
Pero esta vez, es realidad
Aunque el tiempo pase
Nunca
Nunca lo olvidaras
Sera
Solo una vez en tu vida.
When you take me
And make me cry
Then I feel you satisfy
Show me the cage
It's all the rage
And lock it up
Found a part of me
That's a mystery
That will be just once in a lifetime
When the moon is high
Passion never dies
Will you want me for all a lifetime
Once in a lifetime
Once in a lifetime
Once in a lifetime
Giving you my soul
Letting you control
Took away a part of my lifetime
Memories of you
Left me black and blue
Now I know you're once in a lifetime
Found a part of me
That's a mystery
That will be just once in a lifetime
When the moon is high
Passion never dies
Will you want me for all a lifetime
Found a part of me
That's a mystery
That will be just once in a lifetime
When the darkness falls
I will wait for you
I want to drive you crazy tonight
with the full moon
I'll wait for you
Tonight you'll die in my arms
You never dreamt of anything like
Your whole body will tremble
But this time is reality
Though the time will pass
You'll never
never forget
It will be
only once in your life
*music faded*
Thank thank you!
Ok, I need to go to the lavatory for awhile! Be right back!
apalagas! fagas!
I'm back, everybody! Did you guys have fun today?
Wow! I'm gone like 4 minutes only and Madame Foster is here!
And Rubber Chicken is here too!
Thank you, thank you!!
Do you guys like to hear a joke?
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
To show the armadillo that it was possible!!
* clap clap*
Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
Because it was a double-crosser! Haha!
You like it heh?
Here's one more:
Why did the Iraqi chicken cross the road?
To take over the other side! Hehe!
Try this:
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide! Boo!
Ok one more:
Why did the chicken cross the beach?
To get to the other tide! lol!
And why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Chickens hadn't evolved yet, muaahaha!
Heheh! want some more? the day is still young! grapb yourself the fries and maruku and the lemonade! On me, k!
OK, now it's the knock, knock jokes!
So I have to dress up like Seinfeld ok.
ok, am ready:
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aardvark!
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles!
lol, like it? here's another one:
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aaron!
Aaron who!
Aaron on the side of caution!
Hehe I saw you laughing Madame Foster!
Ok, listen to this:
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Abbott!
Abbott who?
Abbott time you answered the door!
*everybody dah go Muahaha this time*
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Abe!
Abe who?
Abe C D E F G H...!
OK, here's the last of knock knock:
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Abyssinia!
Abyssinia who?
Abyssinia behind bars one of these days!
*everybody is clap clapping and obviously want more jokes*
Thank you thank you! OK here's some Q&A jokes:
What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?
A dinosnore!
What is the fruitiest lesson?
History, because it's full of dates!
How many balls of string would it take to reach the moon?
Just one if it's long enough! haha!
What cheese is made backwards?
Edam!
What is heavier, a full moon or a half moon?
Half moon! The full moon is lighter!
What animals are on legal documents?
wanna try answer this anybody?
i give you 2 minutes!
2 mins is up!
They are the seals!
What kind of hair do oceans have?
Wavy!
What is the best hand to write with?
Neither - it's best to write with a pen!
Hahahha! Want some more? Here goes:
What was the gangsters last words?
Who put that violin in my violin case! Muahaha!
What has forty feet and sings?
The school choir!
Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?
Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over! heh!
Why is Alabama the smartest state in the USA?
Because it has 4 A's and one B!
Haha macam upsr la plak!
Ok how about this: why do birds fly south in the winter?
Because it's too far to walk!
Who was the world's greatest thief?
Atlas, because he held up the whole world!
If two's company and three a crowd, what are four and five?
Nine!
Hahahha!
ok, what is green, four legs and two trunks?
Two seasick tourists!
Who is the biggest gangster in the sea?
Al Caprawn!
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
A minnie van!
Who was the first underwater spy?
James Pond!
What do you call a foreign body in a chip pan?
An Unidentified Frying Object! wahahah!
OK, am gonna tell you few more jokes before I sing again. Is that okay?
*clap calp from the crowd*
*yeah, ok by Madame Fsoter*
Why was the Egyptian girl worried?
Because her daddy was a mummy!
What did one virus say to another?
Stay away! I think I've got penicillin!
If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make?
Slippers!
Why did the king go to the dentist?
To get his teeth crowned!
ok, everybody here's one last song before I take a break for awhile!
I love this 'Tragic Comic' by Extreme and here's dedicating it to all of you...
Flowers, I sent,
Were found dead on their arrival
The words, I said,
Inserted foot in my mouthful
So when, we dance,
My lead it aint so graceful
isnt so, not aint so
Im a hapless romantic
St-t-tuttering p-poet
Just call me a tragic comic
Cause im, in, in love with you
And when, we dine,
I forget to push in your seat
I wear, the wine,
Spilling hearts all over my sleeve
A stitch, in time,
Proposing down on my knees
(splitting between the seams)
Im a hapless romantic
St-t-tuttering p-poet
Just call me a tragic comic
Cause im, in, in love with you
Nobody, can know the,
Trouble ive, seen
Nobody, can know the,
Trouble i, get into,
When I'm with you....
ok! thank you for staying and listening to my crap! I'm gonna take a break now. See you!
*another singer came in and setting his guitar*
*it's Andy Mc Kee*
OK, by Andy!
Okay, my 45 minutes of break is up! Am back here entertaining you guys!
Do you want more jokes or songs?
OK, I tell you jokes, k.
Two psychiatrists were walking down a hall.
One turned to the other and said, "Hello."
The other one thought, "I wonder what he meant by that."
not that funny huh?
how about this:
One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself.
Tom wasn't happy about that: "When are you going to learn to be polite?"
Bill: "If you had the chance to pick first, which one would you pick?"
Tom: "The smaller piece, of course."
Bill: "What are you whining about then? The smaller piece is what you want, right?"
ok, here's a cat joke:
A chauffeur worked for a woman who took her cat with her on rides.
During one trip, the driver dropped her at a mall before gasing up. The cat remained in the car, laying down on the top of the limousine's back seat.
The service station's attendant often glanced at unusual passenger. Finally, he asked: "Sir, is that cat someone important?"
OK, here's another one:
A approached a very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"
"Why?"
"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere."
here's an old age joke:
Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?"
"Outstanding," Fred replied. "They taught us all the latest psychological techiniques-visulization, association-it made a huge difference for me."
"That's great! What was the name of the clinic?"
Fred went blank He thought and thought, but couldn't remember.
Then a smile broke across his face and he asked, "What do you call that flower with the long stem and thorns?"
"You mean a rose?"
"Yes, that's it!" He turned to his wife. . ."Rose, what was the name of that clinic?"
Heheheh!
OK, it's time to sing!
This one is called A Sorta Fairytale my Tori Amos.
on my way up north
up on the ventura...
i pulled back the hood
and i was talking to you...
and i knew then it would be
a life long thing...
but i didn't know that we
we could break a silver lining...
and i'm so sad
like a good book...
i can't put this day back
a sorta fairytale
with you...
a sorta fairytale
with you...
things you said that day
up on the 101...
the girl had come undone
i tried to downplay it...
with a bet about us
you said that-
you'd take it...
as long as i could
i could not erase it...
and i'm so sad
like a good book
i can't put this day back
a sorta fairytale with you
a sorta fairytale with you...
and i ride along side
and i rode along side...
you then
and i rode along side
till you lost me there
in the open road
and i rode along side
till the honey spread
itself so thin
for me to break your bread
for me to take your word
i had to steal it
and i'm so sad
like a good book
i can't put this day back
a sorta fairytale
with you
a sorta fairytale
with you
i could pick back up
whenever i feel
down new mexico way
something about
the open road
i knew that he was
looking for some indian blood and
find a little in you find a little
in me we may be
on this road but
we're just
impostors
in this country you know
so we go along and we said
we'd fake it
feel better with
oliver stone
till i
almost smacked him
seemed right that night and
i don't know what
takes hold
out there in the
desert cold
these guys think they must
try and just get over on us
and i'm so sad
like a good book
i can't put this
day back
a sorta fairytale
with you
a sorta fairytale
with you
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